Did You See The Mercedes G Wagon At The Reunion?

To Mr FrankGzee, I don't know you!! Please don't embarrass me by claiming to know me! Also, stop using my blog to promote your shitty music.

Since things have calmed down its time to get back to the point of the blog: Gossip.

Now, stories (and I reiterate these are stories) have surfaced that people were hooking up left and right at the reunion. Also certain comments on previous posts have prompted me to investigate the veracity of such rumors. I am happy to report that my Naija people did not disappoint at all! Remember I said this reunion was like spring break. What is one of the hallmarks of spring break? Hookups of course!

My favorite story from the reunion has been told to many people--including yours truly. Hopefully none of you readers was a victim of "Mr. Benz" (not his real name).

Apparently Mr. Benz rented a Mercedes G Wagon and a hotel room at the Mirage for his stay in Las Vegas. Then he would show up at Alexis Park for events, "casually" drop the name of his hotel and then endeavor to show girls his car. Not every girl fell for his rubbish, but he was still very successful in getting girls to go back to his hotel room to "do the deed". I'm talking different girls every day kind of successful.
If you see this car...make sure to keep your legs closed!

Let me say that whoever these girls are...they need help. Its the MIRAGE and a RENTAL Benz!!! If you must be a gold-digger why not do your research first? The Venetian, Wynn Las Vegas, and The Bellagio are the most expensive hotels in Vegas. Why not hookup with some one spending serious money so that we can perhaps excuse your gold-digging behavior?

Not that there is any real excuse for such behavior. To hear the guys talk about their hookups at the reunion, one would think that Naija girls are easy. We are not! I heard guys use the term "eager to please", "easy", "desperate", etc. in reference to their hookups at the reunion. Ladies! What is going on? A guy on the East Coast said he was able to manage threesomes during his time at the reunion (I really wish he would come and explain how that happened).

Of course this isn't one-sided oh!! If these girls are "hoes" then the guys are "man-hoes". After all it takes two to have a one night stand. With all the man-hoes wondering around, I am once again annoyed at the women who went there to find husbands! What a waste of their time!

From what I am hearing, all a guy had to do to get laid at the reunion was start a conversation with a girl, get an invitation to her room (or invite her to his) and then smooth talk his way into her pants. Having seen the "smooth talk" of Naija guys in action, I am wondering how on earth that happened. How does your first conversation with a guy somehow finish up in bed? What magical words did he use? I really wish I understood. Can someone help me!